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Howdy, I suppose if you summed me up I would be a quiet, gentle comedian. I tend to make fun of everything i see. Not in a mean spirited way, just how i get through the day. I see something on t.v. and i just cant help but comment on it sometimes. Most of the time other people find me funny. I am a die hard animal lover. I have 2 cats, but I want doggies and other animals someday too. I'm also a gamer, and I like to read too. I have not read much lately, but I will soon. (I'm also a terrible picture taker as you can tell) If you can look past how ugly my face is I'm not so bad. I can even cook! I recently got out of the military. I wont lie and say that I got out unharmed (honestly is the way to go). I have some back issues and some depression. Don't worry, I can walk and everything! The good news is I get a steady income as a result, so no worries about paying the bills ; ) I am preparing to go back to school once I'm a bit more settled. Currently I do not work, but that gives me more time to take care of things at home and myself (and hopefully someone else) I am hopeful I can return to work someday. I am really good at taking care of animals. I'm also a pretty good at swimming. I tend to be good at video games (especially rpg's/strategy) And I'm really good at listening and understanding other peoples problems. I'm also a great problem solver. I tend to be good at making people laugh. I am looking for that special someone. The person who likes me for me, as absurd as that sounds. I am looking for someone to cherish and love forever. You should message me if: You actually give a crap about people. You value honor, courage and commitment (go Navy!) You are willing to give this old war vet a chance to make you happy. You love Animals You don't smoke! You're not a racist You like hugs You know the way to San Jose. You've read this far!

Hobbies

music, movies, video games, computers, manga, swimming, killing zombies, television, gardening, internet

Body Type

a few extra pounds

Movies

horror, nothing but porn, romantic comedy, bollywood, drama, indie, romance, action, sci-fi, comedy

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

brown

Hair Color

black

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

currently in college

Profession

Other

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

only blood

I currently live

with an insignificant other, on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river

Socially, I am

social butterfly, shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups

Political Views

not interested in politics

Food Related

BRAINS!!!, Soul Food, Junk Food Junkie, Omnivore, Italian, Spicy, Comfort, Fast Food, Carnivore, Chinese, Fine Dining, Chocoholic, Eat Out Frequently

Personality

introvert, total slacker, nerd, geek, playa hater, flirt, romantic, lover, tree hugger, loner, pirate, fun loving

Individuality

cougar lover, vampire

Religious Views

Agnostic

Drugs

prescription only

I'm looking for

romance, the yin to my yang, friends - with benefits, relationship, dating, soulmate, miss right

My Sign

virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

Military Service

veteran

Pets

Cats

Gender

Male

Music

Death Metal, Hardcore, Opera, Alternative Rock, Metal, Hip Hop, Screamo, Celtic, Jazz-Fusion, Trance, Indie, Techno, Choir, Jazz, R and B, Dance, Hard Rock, Motown, Folk, Progressive Rock, Heavy Metal, Pop, Bluegrass, Karaoke, House, Post Rock, Chamber, Industrial, Rock, Classical, Gospel, Punk

Hair Style

long hair

Groups:

A Series of Tubes ; All Your Base Are Belong To Us ; Bonzai Kitten ; Boom Goes the Dynamite ; Brokeback Mountain Parodies ; Chocolate Rain ; Chuck Norris Facts ; Dancing Baby ; Dick In A Box ; Diet Coke and Mentos ; Dramatic Prairie Dog ; Evolution of Dance ; Hamster Dance ; Leave Britney Alone! ; LOLcat ; Numa Numa ; O RLY? ; Peanut Butter Jelly Time ; Rick Rolling ; Star Wars Kid

Seeking

Woman

Height

No preference

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

No preference

Do they smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

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